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Monday, February 20th, 2006
5:03 am
Hiya.. I figured since this community was poop-related that you all might be interested in checking out this new community, where all poo-talk is welcomed!

Come check us out at poopreport!
Monday, June 14th, 2004
2:49 am
Thursday, January 1st, 2004
12:55 pm
HEY GUYS. come on and join my new community, illpoopurpants!! if you like being immature, obnoxious, nasty, stupid, dorky, or if you just like poop, this is the place for you. talk about everything from poop to pee to the man at the grocery store. you can be totally random or post pictures or talk about your butt. talk about anything. but there's one exception; if you're thinking this is a place for kinky sex fiends who get off on eating poop, try somewhere else. other than that, let's party. so hurry up. geez. i love u. i like pee.
Tuesday, December 30th, 2003
1:39 am
*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

Current Mood: amused
Sunday, July 6th, 2003
4:24 pm
new photo community
Hey everybody! Come join a new naked picture community called toiletparts
Post artistic nude images of yourself on the toilet, erotic pictures of urination, hardcore shtting pics, etc etc

Monday, June 23rd, 2003
4:29 am
Thursday, March 6th, 2003
12:07 am
Poo Note
Ever notice how the worlds crappiest (forgive the pun) days can be made better by taking a long, leisurely, satisfying dump? How sweet it is!!! :-D

Current Mood: satisfied
Sunday, February 16th, 2003
1:02 am
Ya know when you get a stubborn poo and you grunt it almost all the way out of your bumhole, but the last poo poo turdy gets caught in your hole and you have to 'shimey shimey-shake' your tooshie around to plop the it into the toilet?


RA RA RA! :D :D *shakes poopie pom pom's*
Sunday, January 12th, 2003
12:34 am
holy crap!!!
I just had a baby two weeks ago today. While giving birth, I didn't tear at all (surprisingly enough) yet I got two hemmoroids. My grundle has been sore as heck since then, compounded with my pelvic bones rubbing together (it's quite painful) I lost all urge to go poo.

I didn't realize how long it had been until I went to wipe after going pee and noticed that there was a turd crammed in me that was so large, it was puffing out and blocking my vaginal opening from the inside! I tried to go then and there, but it was all hard and dried out - not to mention the soreness from my hemmoroids and grundle. So nothing was happening.

Well, tonight had been the two-week mark of having my son, and I suddenly got the poo urge. I went in the can. It took me a good half-hour to let my sore and weakened rectal muscles ease that bricklike turd from my colon. I jumped off the pot to get a look (and who DOESN'T like to look at their rectal sculptures??!) and was amaed at the beauty of it.

There it lay... a thin slick of blood glazing the exterior, like some fine ceramic pottery in a shop. It broke into two pieces due to the length, but all together it was about 14 inches long and the circumference was roughly 5 inches give-or-take. My anal masterpiece.

I wanted to take a photo of it to put in my son's babybook or something labeled something like: "This hurt me more."

Current Mood: relieved
Saturday, September 28th, 2002
9:00 am
Sunday, September 22nd, 2002
1:27 am
You have heard of rate my face
you have heard of hot or not
but have you heard of
Rate my poo???
If not you have now
Monday, September 16th, 2002
3:20 pm
...I have noticed that 96% of humans and most animals seem to have this urge to look at their poo after disposing of it....why do we look into the toilet after shitting? DO we really care what our creation looks like? And why is it that when using the restroom, we say: "I am taking a shit"....? Arent we really LEAVING it...where exactly are you gonna take it?
3:29 am
Hope This Livens Up Things In Here
It's gross, and hilarious.
Have fun!!
Friday, September 6th, 2002
10:38 am
Does anyone know what happened to granny_possum?
Why did she delete her journal?? I miss her. She was da life of the party.
Sunday, August 25th, 2002
9:21 am
Who here has pooped on a stick?

Current Mood: curious
Saturday, August 10th, 2002
3:13 pm
Warning! Warning!
Last call for the POOP PARTY at sludgebob's tomorrow August 11th! BYOP! Gas masks not required! Ha ha ha hahahaha!

Current Mood: SMELLY!
Friday, August 9th, 2002
7:21 pm
hahaha, get it?????

Current Mood: crappy
4:07 pm
Poop party at sludgebob's Sunday August 11th! BYOP {Bring Your Own Poop}.

Current Mood: excited
Sunday, July 28th, 2002
5:09 pm
poop is so cool.
Friday, July 26th, 2002
8:41 pm
you ever sit there on the toilet and not pushing but going normally and just thinking about how it feels as it comes out??
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